Mr. Meeseeks

Existence is pain to a meeseeks Jerry, and we will do anything to alleviate that pain.

Difficulty: Intermediate
Supplies Needed:

Turquoise and a small amount of orange worsted weight yarn


Black and white felt and floss

F (3.75 mm) and D (3.25 mm) crochet hooks

Stitch marker

Yarn needle, sewing needle


Wire ( if you want the arms to be posable)
Abbreviations used:

MR: magic ring

Sc: single crochet (us)

Inc: sc twice in the same stitch

Dec: single crochet two stitches together. If you do this in the back loops only it will be less noticeable.

Hdc: half double crochet (Us)

FO: fasten off


Head (F hook):


1: 5 sc

2. [Inc] 5x (10 sc)

3. [Sc, inc] 5x (15 sc)

4. [2 sc, inc] 5x (20 sc)

5. [3 sc, inc] 5x (25 sc)

6. [4 sc, inc] (30 sc)

7. [5 sc, inc] (35 sc)

8. Sc around (35 sc)

9. [6 sc, inc] (40 sc)

10-18. Sc around (40 sc)

19. [6 sc, DEC] 5x (35 sc)

20. sc around (35 sc)

21. [5 sc, DEC] 5x (30 sc)

22. [4 sc, DEC] 5x (25 sc)

23. Sc around (25 sc)

24. [3 sc, DEC] 5x (20 sc)

25. [2 sc, DEC] 5x (15 sc)

26. [Sc, DEC] 5x (10 sc)

Stuff head, don’t fasten off. Continue to neck and body.


Neck and Body

1-2: sc around (10 sc)

3. [Sc, inc] 5x (15 sc)

4. [2 sc, inc] 5x (20 sc)

5. [3 sc, inc] 5x (25 sc)

Stuff neck well so his head stays up.

6-14. Sc around (25 sc)

15. [4 sc, inc] 5x (30 sc)

16-20. Sc around (30 sc)

21. [5 sc, inc] 5x (35 sc)

22. Sc across (35 sc)

23. [6 sc, inc] 5x (40 sc)

24. [7 sc, inc] 5x (45 sc)

25-27. Sc across (45 sc)

28. [7 sc, DEC] 5x (40 sc)

29. [6 sc, DEC] 5x (35 sc)

30. [5 sc, DEC] 5x (30 sc)

31. [4 sc, DEC] 5x (25 sc)

32. [3 sc, DEC] 5x (20 sc)

Begin stuffing body.

33. [2 sc, DEC] 5x (15 sc)

34. [Sc, DEC] 5x (10 sc)

Finish stuffing.

35. Dec around (5 sc)

FO and weave in ends.


Arms (make 2, F hook):


1. 4 sc

2. [Inc] 4x (8 sc)

3. [Sc, inc] 4x (12 sc)

4-7. Sc around (12 sc)

8. [Sc, DEC] 3 times, chain 2, skip 2, sc (9sc)

9. Dec, sc 7 (8 sc)

10-14 sc around (8sc)

15. Dec, sc 2, DEC, sc 2 (6 sc)

16-30. Sc around (6 sc)

FO, leave a long end for sewing to body.


Thumb (D hook):

1. Connect with a slip stitch to the hole created in round 8. Work 5 sc evenly around.

2. Sc 2, [DEC] twice

FO and weave in all the ends on the hands.


Feet and legs (make 2, F hook):

Row 1: ch 7, sc in 2nd ch from hook, sc in next 4, sc 5 in last – Working on back side of chain, sc in next 4, 2 sc in last, sl st to first sc, ch 2 do not turn ( 16 sc)

Row 2: hdc In same stitch as ch 2, hdc in next 4, 2 hdc in next 5, hdc in next 4, 2 hdc in last 2 stitches, sl st to first hdc, ch 1 do not turn (23 hdc)

Rows 3-4: sc around, sl st, ch 1 do not turn (23 sc)

Row 5: sc in same stitch as ch 1, sc in next 6, dec 5 times, sc in next 6, sl st to beginning, ch 1 do not turn (18 sc)

Row 6: sc in same stitch as ch 1, sc in next 5, dec 3 times, sc in next 6, sl st, ch 1 do not turn (15 sc)

Row 7: sc in same stitch as ch 1, sc in next 5, dec 2 times, sc in last 5, sl st ch 1 do not turn (13 sc)

Row 8: sc in same stitch as ch 1, sc in next 5, dec once, sc in next 5, sl st to beginning, do not ch 1, begin working in rounds, using a stitch marker (12 sc)

9-14. Sc around (12 sc)

15. [Sc 4, DEC] twice (10 sc)

Stuff foot and ankle

16-21. Sc around (10 sc)

22. [Sc 3, DEC] twice (8 sc)

23-33. Sc around (8sc)

FO leaving a long end for sewing.


Cut some wire and insert it into the arms. I didn’t have any thick wire so I cut three pieces for each arm and loosely braided it together. Make sure to wrap the ends around and crimp with pliers so there aren’t any sharp ends sticking out. 

Sew on his arms and legs. Weave in and cut all ends.

Make his eyes with felt and sew on the face details.

Cut some short pieces of orange yarn and attach to the head in rows 1 and 2 like this:

Cut short and use a little hair spray to prevent fraying.


 Not so fast Morty you heard your mom we’ve got adventures to go on Morty Just you and me and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me Oh it gets darker Morty Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures First thing that’s different No more dad Morty He threatened to turn me in to the government so I made him and the government go away I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister so now you know the real reason I rescued you I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this I’ll deny it And they’ll take my side because I’m a hero Morty And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say Morty Forever And I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty Because that’s what this is all about Morty That’s my one arm man I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty That was FAKE I’m driven by finding that McNugget Sauce I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce Morty That’s my series arc Morty If it takes 9 seasons I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY IT’S GONNA US ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY


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